Sounds like yall should trade boats.

Sheldon,  come paddle with Ben and I. He usually brings a couple boats and you’re always welcome to try my octane.

Octane 91 and silverbirch covert 10.5 are the big guy stable sleds.  Older traditional canoe canoes in the same line would be anything like dagger caption, ovation and similar.

You’d be a natural in an open boat, and

we need a nice guy to round out this group of assholes!